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Friday, July 30, 2004

Top 5 Chek Cola Flavors:

5. Orange
4. Cola
3. Root Beer
2. Grape
1. Strawberry

Allen Wedge 7/30/2004 12:20:00 PM

Wednesday, July 21, 2004

It's back!!!

We did it!!

OK, my Top 5 ways you know you're in St. Bernard... Allen's were good though...

5. The arrows (and "STOP") painted on the ground in parking lots are merely suggestions.

4. Fire Zone?  More like Close Parking Zone!

3. 4 high schools, 40 snowball stands, 400 bars.

2. You emerge from Burger King (or Popeyes) approximately 36 hours after placing your order.

1. My mama beat up your mama AND an umpire at Rebel Park.

Mike 7/21/2004 01:44:00 PM

Monday, July 19, 2004

So what kind of stuff did we used to post in this thing. We used to do some lists so I guess I'll try that one out, keep a short one. ok hrmmm, whats one we can all do??? Oh I know:

Top 5 ways, you know you are in St. Bernard Parish.

5. You find yourself waiting in a line of cars for 2 hours to save $.07 per gallon of gas.

4. The parents at little league games are drinking more nasty beer than the kids are drinking 10-K.

3. Theres a fair this coming weekend... and also the weekend after that... and probably another the weekend after that.

2. You just left your house, merged into a street, changed lanes, made a U-turn, dropped off someone somewhere; took off back into traffic, made 3 more turns, and got home all without getting dressed, coming to a complete stop, or using your blinker.

1. You're playing video poker in a little 5 foot booth.


Give me your 5...

Allen Wedge 7/19/2004 02:16:00 PM


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