Monday, December 30, 2002
Hello Blog. It's been a while since I last posted in this biotch. I haven't had too much going on. Christmas was good, I got some cool stuff. Tomorrow is New Years Eve. I'm not much of a New Years person. I never understood the concept of celebrating an ending to a year. Especially if it's a good year. I'd say this year has been pretty good, so why should I celebrate it's ending. When someone cool dies, I don't go out partying. Ok, I guess it's different. But I dont' think I'll be doing to much tomorrow. I'll probably stop by Ryan's house, but I won't stay long. I think I'm gonna make it a tradition for me to stay home on new years, and watch movies. Last year, Rocky, Kellie and I watched Mountain Top Motel Massacre, or something along those lines... it was awesome, but I doubt I'll have Rocky AND Kellie over here together again... hehehehe. All I know is that this year, I have the Sleep Away Camp Survival Kit. That will make for a great new years. Peace.
Quote of the Moment - "Nasty little hobitses" by Gollum
Brett 12/30/2002 10:36:00 PM
Wednesday, December 25, 2002
Merry Christmas to whoever has my car stereo, CDs and case, and who knows what from my trunk! (I can't access my trunk and see what if anything was stolen because the lock is destroyed.)
Benjamin 12/25/2002 05:29:00 AM
Thursday, December 19, 2002
Bonjour Blogger.
Hi Allen.
Bye Blogger.
Aloha Allen.
Allen Wedge 12/19/2002 11:12:00 PM
Tuesday, December 10, 2002
Life is like a box of Legos. You always seem to have an abundance of something that you could have really used when you were actually looking for it. - Allen Wagner
that's right, I just quoted myself, hehe. I was just so pleased with that one that I figured I'd share it with you others. to make up for quoting myself here's a Chris Ballew quote: "I wanna be a Jazz Guy, playing black music for white people." Now doesn't that make you feel better.
Yeah so I'm trying to waste time before my next exam which is at 11 giving me an hour and a half to waste, I could study but its Finance, not really something you can study its just math problems. Thought for the hour: You would think that waking up for an 8:00am exam wouldn't be too hard when you have the class on a weekly basis at 8am but it turns out to be quite difficult when you've had 5 days of no class just before it.
Yeah so what else can I talk about, oh yeah, you know how sometimes in conversations you jump subjects, like for instance you say "oh that reminds me, of so and so" the so and so being the new subject. You do this several times and pretty soon you've gone through 8 different subjects and you can't even recall the 1st one that started it all or if you can you at least can't remember the exact order how you got to where you are. If you know what I'm tlaking about then I'm using that as my analogy for my next story. Now I found this very funny web-site but I'm not exactly sure the order of operations that got me to it. I'm sure it started with me checking my mail and seeing some kind of eye catching pop up add or banner but I'm not certain. Anyway I found this page full of Porno satires, no joke, its just a site that lists all the porno parodies out there, from "Muffy The Vampire Layer" to "the seX Files." I was laughing so damn hard when I was seeing some of the titles they were trying to play off here, also that you can click on a link that gives you the general plot, and that just makes the laughing worse to the point where it hurts to laugh but thats still a good thing. So I thought I'd run some of these title by you and some plots, or I guess as we can call them TITles.
Joelean and the Pussycats - non-connective plot
"Juranal Park" - It's opening day at Lust world, the new adult theme park. And just as everyone's enjoying the carnal festivities, a pack of hungry dinosaurs invade! Watch out for the ravenous penisaurus! Watch out for the meat-eating Leena! Or, as they say in Juranal Park..so many cro magnon men, so little time!
haha just posting that is getting me laughing... you get the point of how bad this gets.
"American Booty" - Midori is a bored housewife who longs for more excitement in her life. She fantasizes about her sexy neighbor: Monique with her endless supply of men. When Monique rents out her spare rooms to some studs from grad school, Midori gives in to her desires and discovers the pleasure of the good neighbor policy. if you've seen American Beauty, you'll understand that one, the next one's title alone is enough to get you going. "The Ass Collector" it's supposed to be a satire of The Bone Collector, I'm not even going into plot on this one. "The Boobyguard" - plot: He carries a 45, she carries two 34's
"Beaver and Buttface" plot consists of: You said butt, huh huh , huh huh best plot I've ever seen..... "Who Reamed Rosie Rabbit", "NYDP Blue" - plot: real cops filling the gaps
this next one is funny just because of our scary movie history. "Texas Dildo Masquerade" haha, this one called "Cliff Banger" is a parody of Cliff Hanger. Now if I'm correct in reading the title, wouldn't this be a movie abotu a person having sex with the mountain??? If that's too much thinking for you then maybe Dude, Where's My Dildo? would be appropriate for you, I can imagine that it won't have much more in depth plot than the original movie. Lets say you are the freaky type, well then you might be into "Single White SheMale," I'm not even going to go into that last one but I can say that Girlz N The Hood seems like the stupidest idea of a movie to parody, plot: Two social workers attempt to turn bad girls away from crime by turning them on to the pleasures of love.
the next few are just great titles if you ask me: "I know who you did last summer" , "I Love Juicy" haha that one gets me laughing everytime. Now if you want to go for the ones that are just damn intriguing title, how about "Edward Penishands" or even "Pimped by an Angel" ........
I can't stop laughing at this crap. Speaking of crap I'll just give you one more title that is sure to make you think that the porno industry is made up of complete morons and freaks. Do you remember that movie Dial "M" for Murder, you do yeah I rhought it was pretty good, well if you like that then you may want to pick up its porno parody "Dial 'E' for Enema"........
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Yeah I'm just as disgusted as you are......
I think I'm gonna end on that note hehe, but I guess it couldn't hurt to end with a quote like usual.
"Hell thats like the biggest con since Ghengis!!" - Wally from Sealab
Allen Wedge 12/10/2002 09:47:00 AM
Friday, December 06, 2002
Figured I post caus it's 1:22am and i'm like the only one online and I have no class tommorrow. (that sentence would be great in a context meaning my attitude, like if I was a real jerk to everyone tommorrow meaning I had no class) So anyway, Brett's sleeping, I'm listening to FOW who by the way may doa tour with Superdrag, says John Davis when he talked to Mike Molero at the show Wednesday.
By the way Dana, I think your 3rd choice has more to do with Sandra Bullock than Hugh 'I pick up prostitutes and get caught' Grant. And I also think you guys are all overlooking the fact that on December 13th Star Trek: Nemesis comes out. Normally I wouldn;t be nuts but this one is rumored to be the last one or 2nd to last. If anything its rumored or known that Data will die or somehow be finished cause this is the last movie on the actor's contract.
hehe, Dana can never think about Data the same way after she saw the episode where that chick has her way with him and the 142 different ways he can function.
ok I'm done for now. Love and Peace.
Allen Wedge 12/06/2002 01:27:00 AM
Thursday, December 05, 2002
Only 13 more days until The Two Towers... word on the street is that it's even better than the first one... which is simply amazing. Gollum, Treebeard, Wormtounge, 10,000 orcs, and the return of the great one(hint hint). I can't wait. I got two free tickets from when I bought the Special Extended Edition of FotR. I'll probably go with Marty, and Christopher (2 cool people who actually have read, or is currently reading the books!). This movie will rock my face off, I know this for a fact. I still haven't seen Harry Potter, but that will have to wait... caue I'm in preparation for TTT. Peace Out.
Song of the Moment - "Samwise the Brave" by Howard Shore
Quote of the Moment - "Don't you go taking advantage of my master because his servant's
no better than a fool. You've spoken very handsome all along, put me off my guard, talking of Elves and all. But handsome is as handsome does we say. Now's a chance to show your quality." by Samwise Gamgee
Brett 12/05/2002 12:50:00 PM
Tuesday, December 03, 2002
been a while since anyone posted. sooo, its dead week in school, you know, the week set aside where you have no tests or homework so you can start studying for finals......hahaha, that was a good one. Yeah so i have 2 projects due and 2 finals this week. Its still looking to be a good week so far.
I got x-mas songs from Rusty today, some of them are really really good but some are mixed horribly but I'll forgive Rusty for it. Rusty needs to learn hwo to turn the vocals down in some or add reverb or something, he kills the speakers in some of the songs. Theres a song on here by a band called Lately David, and its getting on my nerves how the girl and guy sing with twang. I'm still not through the whole Cd yet but i'll report as I write this entry.
Yeah so anyways, the xmas songs in general look to be good, apparently ryan and adam want me to record them for an X-mas song when i get back down. I didn't even get my songs done, but they are halfway done, unfortunately however I left all the instruments and such home so even thoguh I could get some free time, I can't record anything till I get back home.
By the way in case you didn't know I shut out Mike in Fantasy Hockey last week!!!!
Mike Tyson doesn't wanna be stupid anymore...... isn't it a little too late for that? Thats like Madonna saying she doesn't wanna be a slut anymore.
USM made a bowl game !!!!! what kind of crap is this. how can the NCAA actually object having a playoff series, I mean the season technically ended last week meaning playoffs could start this week, sure there wouldn't be conference playoff games but with a playoff series it wouldn't be needed. Now bowl games start around X-mas correct and go at least 1 or 2 weeks after right. Thats at least 5-6 weeks for a playoff series assuming they play through X-mas if it happens to fall on a Saturday. Keep in mind that some schools also play more games in a season for some stupid reason, if Miami loses a conference championship game then it counts against them, that shouldn't even be considered if we used playoffs.
I just ate some hot dogs with mustard and ketchup, they weren't great but they were better than crap, what'd you get for din din?
Ok the Cd is done playing, I think I'm done for now, time for some database project.
Allen Wedge 12/03/2002 06:00:00 PM
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